Job Prospect Rumours!

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Armed with cv’s and Armani suits
They’re flying first class into town
Chasing prospects of a job or two
Since Mourinho got shot down.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Will the interviews be taking place
Neath the stand at Stamford Bridge
Or just along Tottenham High Road
Where those White Hart Laners live?

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Will Russell Grant at Chelsea
Or Tony Soprano down The Lane
Have half a chance when the axe falls down
Does Mourinho come from Spain?

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Capello and Van Basten
Hiddinck or Houllier
Any one who fancies a change
Should please apply today.

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Who flew these prospects in to London
Who’s picking up their expenses tab?
“Our board are right behind the manager”
Really? So they are. And poised to stab him in the back.

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 Don’t worry that a bloke’s been sacked
Or if he’s still employed
When directors tire of the first team manager?
He’ll soon be gone, to join the un-employed



London’s evening paper is full of this story. Fabio Capello say’s that Marco Van Basten has been offered the Chelsea job, the week after the permanant appointment of Avron Grant. Chelsea, of course deny it.

So what are Capello, Houllier and Hiddinck doing, lauding it up, out and about, in The Smoke then.

Waiting for the axe to fall on Martin Jol down The Lane? Who, rumour has it, has accepted the offer of the assistant managers job, to Sir Alex Ferguson, at Old Trafford.



Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/job-prospect-rumours/