Armed with cv’s and Armani suits
They’re flying first class into town
Chasing prospects of a job or two
Since Mourinho got shot down.
Will the interviews be taking place
Neath the stand at Stamford Bridge
Or just along Tottenham High Road
Where those White Hart Laners live?
Will Russell Grant at Chelsea
Or Tony Soprano down The Lane
Have half a chance when the axe falls down
Does Mourinho come from Spain?
Capello and Van Basten
Hiddinck or Houllier
Any one who fancies a change
Should please apply today.
Who flew these prospects in to London
Who’s picking up their expenses tab?
“Our board are right behind the manager”
Really? So they are. And poised to stab him in the back.
Don’t worry that a bloke’s been sacked
Or if he’s still employed
When directors tire of the first team manager?
He’ll soon be gone, to join the un-employed