It helps if you’ve played the game
and been pretty decent too
so if you’d like to apply
this is what we expect from you.
If chosen as the right applicant
you’ll need to get the fans on your side
as supporters can often be really fickle
and the dug out’s no place to hide.
Therefore be prepared to get abuse
so you’ll be resolute and tough
the rewards for success will be high
but not so good when times are rough.
Reporters will ask you probing questions
like why don’t your strikers ever shoot ?
So you’ll be able to think on your feet
be articulate, clever, smart and cute.
So if you think you’re up for the job
and you’ve got a masters degree
then please apply for the above vacancy
to be the next manager of Coventry City F.C. !