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Keep Football Out of The Bedroom

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 A tense game played out at top volume.
Weeds three feet high,
make tidy play almost impossible.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 A pass back short, away from the defender.
A collective lunge,
the ball skids high over our keeper.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Next thing I know I’m flat on the floor,
water flying, books, electronics,
in upended uproar.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 My desperate kick to save one for the team,
caused me to crash out of my bed,
and out of my dream.

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 My wife wondered what the noise was about.
I suggest foxes playing football,
in a late knockabout.

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 In a post-match interview, I was forced to admit,
my poor back pass caused the commotion,
and put me on my arse.

Notes

A true story!

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/keep-football-out-of-the-bedroom/