E-mails have been flying in to the firm
Making humour of my angst
How Kleenex is our new shirt sponsor,
John Terry’s Cossack penalty dance.
That’s it, enough, I’m feeling rough
After last night’s sad defeat
But I have to say, we played
Quite well, in spite of getting beat.
So all you smiling Gooners
And Spurs fans sat there smug
You can stick yer e-mails up yer Arsenal
Cos I’m off, to drown me sorrows down the pub!