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Peter The Football Pundit

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 ‘Offside’ he shouts
Oh no not again,
‘Everyone is offside’ I pout
‘You’re a bloomin’ pain!’

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 With every game
It is the same old story,
He is to blame
For bringing no glory.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 A Norwich fan, or so he says
But I don’t think he is,
Still, he screams offside
And I love him all the same!

Notes

For my partner Peter who has this annoying habit of shouting Offside at every opportunity when we watch Liverpool! He is a Norwich fan but doesn’t really follow them. He is more of a sports fan than a football fan but he won’t admit it!!! Haha! :o)

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/peter-the-football-pundit/