sim yule elation

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Santa fell down the limb/knee
the ref fretted and shook his head
pulled out a yellow card
when some thought it should be red

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 simulation is certainly catching
right now it’s all the rage
but if only I could boast a bardic beat
as I scribble across this page!

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 and as for simulation
well, Santa certainly has his mimics
doppelgangers at every grotto
too many shoddy business gimmicks!

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 but rest assured, as you gaze up to the moon
on the night of the 24th
fear ye not
for that’ll be Rudolph flying from the North!

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 pulling a sleigh that’s overflowing
Santa leaving presents out on the floor
but even he’s not as benelovent as…..
our dodgy ‘ol back four!!!!



Merry Christmas!

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