Santa fell down the limb/knee
the ref fretted and shook his head
pulled out a yellow card
when some thought it should be red
simulation is certainly catching
right now it’s all the rage
but if only I could boast a bardic beat
as I scribble across this page!
and as for simulation
well, Santa certainly has his mimics
doppelgangers at every grotto
too many shoddy business gimmicks!
but rest assured, as you gaze up to the moon
on the night of the 24th
fear ye not
for that’ll be Rudolph flying from the North!
pulling a sleigh that’s overflowing
Santa leaving presents out on the floor
but even he’s not as benelovent as…..
our dodgy ‘ol back four!!!!