Jack Frost is on the bracing air
Soft lights are on the tree
The season of goodwill is here
At Newcastle UFC.
There’ll be fellows in the crowd tonight
When the Gallowgate starts to roar
Who’ll be hoping Big Sam calls it wrong
And falls upon his sword.
The season of goodwill? Yeah Right
As the whole Toon Army know
If Big Sam don’t turn it round tonight
He’s down the rock and roll!
That time of year is now, it’s here
When the gaffer has to survive
Or else they’ll send him down the road
With his Christmas P.45!