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Behind the rows and rows of empty seats
The poor flog peanuts in the streets
Phil Neville’s voice makes me feel like crying
Then we debate once more did it cross the line?
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Neymar should have been taken to task
For a blatant Mick McManus smash
As Croatia played a team of twelve
Who’ve to just turn up, it seems, to rule the football World.
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Can a golden boy get an early bath?
Are two odd boots the latest chic on grass?
I’ve even noticed footwear just below the knees
That remind me of those worn by Bobby Keetch.
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It’s been a shoddy tournament so far thus (for me)
While the spray can seems to be a plus (at least)
Then as I made and brewed the half-time tea
I thought: this ain’t sport, a deals been done, it’s a travesty.