He gets paid a lot of money
for kicking a ball about
but he looks miserable
and acts like a lout.
He is called a bit eccentric
and he’s just misunderstood
they say he’s a lovely lad
and all his ways are good.
But he causes so much trouble
on and off the football pitch
his attitude is I can do what I like
because I’m a player who’s very rich.
“Why is it always me ? ” he moans
after he’s stamped a players head
it was just another accident
that’s why I never got a Red.
Great players like Greaves and Best
had you up and out of your seat
they played like they enjoyed it
scoring goals with head and feet.
His fans think he’s a superstar
but really he’s just a spoilt kid
and if I was his clubs manager
I’d say now is the time to get rid !