Darlin, d’yer remember the day
You and I were wed
It had to be in one of them churches
Cos I could’nt hire the Shed!
The mammy was all decked out in Blue
As was befitting the occasion
To miss the cup tie at Stamford Bridge
By Christ took some persuation!
We had to miss the kick off
To make it to the chuch
I’d say that I was pissed off
Enough to have left you in the lurch!
At the reception it was pretty cool
The dancing and the song
As we listened to the game on a car radio
Extra time was far too long!
Anyway the match was a draw
So there was a replay
And you and I travel to home and away games
So its all worked out okay!!!