The worst rhyming poem ever?
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I’ve followed Chelsea
And Brentford
And Hampton
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I’ve crossed the Irish sea
Forded the Thames
Swum with the plankton
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I’ve driven in a hurry
Parked in a panic
Returned to wheels clamped on
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I’ve stood on half empty terraces
Also crammed into full houses
In danger of being tramped on
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I thrilled to the tune
The Liquidator, by Harry J & the Allstars
‘cos I never liked Frampton
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But I’m blowed
If I can even find a bad rhyme
Now that we’re Hampton & Richmond!
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