The knives are out, fingers point
What if wotsit had of played?
Hooters been kicked out of joint
Whole squad is being slayed.
Twitterati go for the nearly men
What never made the trip?
There’s even twits comparing Sunday’s men
To fine squad of Sixty Six?
There’ll be questions in The Commons next
Citing Hodgson’s resignation
They’re a bunch of toffs what does one expect
From those chaps at Con Dem nation?
Er, fans, we‘ve lost a football match
It’s not like someone died?
Life goes on, you’re gonna have setbacks
We’ll soon regain our pride.
So enjoy the remaining matches
Though we never quite got the trip
With Monday’s news having been dispatched
To wrapping fish n chips!