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Unfortunate soubriquet

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Let me be the first to welcome you
Asier del Horno
And let’s get this out in the open – you’ll
Forever be saddled with the codicil ‘porno’

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 An unfortunate soubriquet, granted
But between the rhyme and the ribbing
If we were to pretend otherwise
We’d only be fibbing

Chelsea’s new signing, Asier del Horno,
signed today from Atletico Bilbao, for £8m.

Manu Petit springs to mind for some reason!

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/unfortunate-soubriquet/