The team have hit a slump
The captain goes on telly to criticize his team mates
Whilst the manager stays shtum
Who picks that team, I wonder?
The captain or the man?
Will the prawn sandwhich brigade be wondering
What new fillings they have planned?
We moan and groan when things go north
We pay our dough and take our chance
But a captain publicly berating the team?
Is a whole new circumstance
Hats off to the captain, for speaking
The unwritten law is broke
Where does it say anyway
You can’t chastize a bunch of jokes?
“We don’t criticize our players in public”
What a load of flannel
Tis a shame the club did’nt air the drubbiing
On it’s very own t. v channel?