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Wayne – anger management – never the twain?

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 I’m gouged, I’m goaded, I’m gutted
I’m tripped, I’m trapped, I’m butted

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 And I’m expected to say :
My good man, please refrain from these tactics
But I might add
I bet your father slept around without prophylactics!

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 I’m poked, I’m prodded, I’m pushed
I’m stalked, I’m shadowed and ambushed

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 And I’m expected to say :
What a wondrous interpretation of personal space
When I really mean
Would you truly appreciate it, if I re-arranged your face?

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 I’m hemmed, I’m harried, I’m hounded
I’m confused, bemused, confounded

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 And I’m expected to say :
Be off with you, my good person
Before my vocabulary, does unaccountably worsen

in response to Stuart Butler’s editorial piece on Wayne Rooney receiving anger management counselling.
Doesn’t seem to be working, according to the headlines today, relating to an alleged nightclub brawl.
Or are the accusations all about a punter looking to make a name for himself?

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/wayne-anger-management-never-the-twain/