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Well…it’s back, not without a bit of controversy mind
But at least …it’s back
At full time
A Knight of the realm regally demands an explanation
Of an in-consistent referee: regarding the 2nd goal,
His opinion on Wayne Rooney’s anger management technique
And a clearly offside late equaliser.
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Richard and Judy (they’ve moved to Sky)
Rave on about elbows in the face, and red-cards on the telly.
Patrice Evra: complains about chest pains
Inflicted by Michael Ballack, both during
Indeed long after the game was over
Then fluffing a spot kick in the shoot out
Brings down the curtain on the first match of a new season.