• “Essex Boy”
    I wasn’t that impressed As we drove in at night If I were forced to live in Pitsea I’d have to run and take flight. Looking as dreary as Canvey Island Just without the seas Welcome to the delights of football At Bowers & Pitsea FC. That’s Pitsea with the ‘sea’ Inland Essex without the […]
  • “Families”
    Imagine if you hated yours I can’t say that’s me But then I’m rather fortunate I’ve got the choice of three. There’s my proper real one Parents are both brown bread Don’t see my brother and sisters often If the truth be said. But the four of us love each other The kind that comes […]
  • “Hair of the Dog”
    When you’re feeling rotten ‘Hair of the dog’ is the cure But then what happens When the Youth Team are just as poor? Not based on performance But chucking away a lead It’s bad enough when it’s First Team On a Sunday it’s not what I need. I don’t expect success Wall-to-wall joy Been following […]
  • “Que Sera Sera”
    It’s a perk of being a club official I’m on the Team Coach today On the way down to Winchester City Third Qualifying Round drawn away. They may be a division below us But form goes out the door The cup’s a great leveller So let’s hope we don’t play poor. The form we’re currently […]
  • “Survival”
    People say if they cut me I’d bleed Pink and Blue I hate to disappoint But it simply ain’t true. I’m as ordinary as everyone else My claret’s old fashioned red I think it will just break my heart more If my Football Club ends up dead. Everything I’ve ever done All I ever do […]