• Appointment of Wee Denis Wise
    The appointment of wee Denis Wise Has taken the Toon by surprise To have him as sidekick ain’t sound It should be the other way round Though Keegan’s enthronement was stirring It set the sports rumour-mill whirring With Redknapp et Al in the frame We wondered what was Ashley’s game There’s no doubt that Wise […]
  • They Say Being England Manager
    They say being England manager Can seriously damage yer But Curbs is in the reckoning The hot seat it’s a-beckoning It’s bye-bye to McLaren His legacy is barren And ringing in the new We have to name a few But I say let’s have Curbs I’ll try to find the verbs To tell you why […]
  • Big Dunc
    Big Dunc Big Dunc Every mornning at the club, you could see him arrive. He stood 6 foot 6, weighed 245. Kind of broad at the shoulders, narrow at the hip. And everybody knew you didn’t give no lip to Big Dunc. Big Dunc Big Duh…unc Big Bad Dunc Big Dunc Nobody seemed to know […]
  • 51, 52, 55
    Whenever I log on it’s fine To switch hats to FoggontheTyne Instead of emitting a curse I just let off steam with bad verse The cause of my trouble is clear And I’m going to set it out here A bad case of faith unrequited Supporting Newcastle United And marra it’s been a hard road […]
  • ManUfactured
    The Prem is ManUfactured The Football League is fractured A terrible decision To split the four divisions The Hillsborough occurrence Lamented with abhorrence Was everyone’s excuse To let the wolfpack loose John Hall and Freddie Shepherd Were lurking like a leopard But following the buy-out We watched the millions fly out Were they enthusiastic Installing […]