• Agents Got the Players Nobbled [the Charlton Rap]
    agents got the players nobbled an the money’s being gobbled fans are paying froo the nose but that’s just ow it goes people aint got no respect for a game they all neglect an the papers they all bore us like yor good ol Cockerel Chorus [nice one cyril, nice one son, nice one cyril, […]
  • The Squirrel is Eating a Conker
    The squirrel is eating a conker The season is hitting its stride Here’s hoping it turns out a stonker As Autumn gives way to Yuletide But I’ve got a nasty suspicion We’re not going anywhere fast While Souness is short on contrition And players can’t really be arsed So let’s take a leaf from Confucius […]
  • March 65
    March 65 It was great to be alive Going for promotion And showing our devotion Terraces and stands A mass of waving hands And faces oh so smiley To see the great Jim Iley Weaving round and past Opponents all outclassed He really did us proud So shout it long and loud U N I […]
  • They Say that Michael Owen
    They say that Michael Owen Is raking all the dough in But now he’s at the Toon Our orbit’s past the Moon He’s one hell of a striker From Denton Burn to Byker They’re getting on the shirt Let’s hope we hit pay dirt
  • 50,000 Plus Turned Out, Kevin John and Steven
    50,000 plus turned out Kevin John and Steven When the snow lay round about Deep and crisp and even Brightly shone the Toon that night Though the frost was cruel When Mourinho came in sight With his squad so cool Confidence we’ll undermine Chase them there and thither They don’t like it on the Tyne […]