He travelled over from Dortmund to manage the Pool And the boys on the Kop thought, “This guy looks pretty cool” With his heavy metal football and baseball cap He came across as a rather endearing chap But for years his appearance had caused him concern And at last he could sort it, cos he’d […]
For the first time in history in the third tier Some misguided souls thought there’d be nothing to fear As we sang to ourselves that we weren’t really here Away trips to some truly grisly dives Against opponents who came out to scrap for their lives And after every defeat out came the knives Losses […]
I’ve travelled all over Europe following the Blues The story’s always the same – eventually we lose But this year the final in Porto awaits Though it should have been Wembley, and that really grates But we all know UEFA don’t give a toss about the fans So I’m forced to make short-notice travelling plans […]
It’s finished at Sunderland Manchester United have done all they can But is it enough? The players look to Ferguson, even he doesn’t know Cos at City, there’s still two minutes to go For all the triumphs he can recall Today would be the sweetest of all Not just to reward a season’s labours But […]
Spanish Dave So quiet on his debut, has he got what it takes? He’ll need building up, better feed him on steak They said “21 million, it’s some kind of joke What use will he be on a wet night at Stoke?” But in no time at all, we could see what we’d got Was […]
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29th April 2024 at 2:47 pm
Hi Denys,
Yes Richard Williams you’re a brilliant wordsmith, my friend. When I first saw your football poetry I thought it was the superb Guardian sports and music writer. I once had the honour of sitting next to Richard Williams while at the Independent on the sports desk. He writes about music and sport with immense knowledge and authority. I’ve read a couple of Richard’s books recently. Great writer rather like you Richard Williams the Pompey fan. Congratulations on promotion.
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28th April 2024 at 5:59 pm
Thanks Denys. Yes your replay poem was superb.
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26th April 2024 at 4:46 pm
Nice work, Joe. You were quick off the mark with that! Good one from Richard Williams too I see.
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25th April 2024 at 7:33 pm
Hi Denys,
Thanks mate. I’ll do it now.
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25th April 2024 at 1:56 pm
Thanks Joe,
you might like to write a poem yourself on the same subject…
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23rd April 2024 at 4:03 pm
Hi Denys
With you all the way on the abolition of FA Cup replays. What are they doing to the game?
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23rd April 2024 at 3:59 pm
Hi Crispin,
Yes sorry mate. Villa are still in Europe. Mistake rectified.
Cheers
Joe
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20th April 2024 at 12:04 pm
Hi Joe
Shouldn’t your title read your poem Farewell Europe England to everyone exccept Aston Villa ?
I know you mention them in your poem , but I do feel sorry for Villa re the national press .
Largely ignored. the hype was was all about Man City & Arsenal with a bit of a nod to the Hammers..but hardly a mention of Villa..
So well done to them
C
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19th March 2024 at 8:00 am
Hi Crispin. Chris Sutton on the radio has gone for a Chelsea v Coventry final. As we know anything can happen in the Cup, and I reckon we can go to the final.
We’re still in with a chance of the play offs too, so lots to go for.
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19th March 2024 at 7:41 am
Hey Kev
Let the masses drool over their odds on City v Unted Final, but who knows how pressure can hit.
Cov and Chels will be rightly labelled as having no chance..but hey …stranger things have happened..
so Chelsea v Coventry…that’s the Final for us!
Best
C
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