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This ain’t about her, what was sat in the snug
Supping milk stouts with Martha and Minnie*
But a woman’s allegiance to her chosen club
When some mercenary’s taking the Mickey.
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Refusing to warm up in the Champions League
He was banished and fined for his stance
Ten million quid wages, were docked by Mancini,
While he jetted off, brazen for a mid winter dalliance.
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Boarding a plane for a sojourn back home
While his team-mates are working their shift
Ain’t exactly the way to stop City fans moaning?
Especially in times where we’ve thrift.
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Well Ena had, had it with Griffin of her City*
Calling Five Live to voice her distaste
Victoria Derbyshire almost choked on her biccy
As she listened to Ena’s complaints.
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“Should Tevez come on this evening, then I’ll be departing,
He’s shown a total lack of disrespect
To everything about the club that is so close to our hearts”
She explained without an ounce of regret.
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Well City beat Chelsea, and Tevez, laid on the winner
So was Ena as good as her word?
I’m not sure, I missed most of it, I was eating me dinner
But she seemed like she’d not be deterred!