Keep Mum….Indoors!

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 As heated words were thrown about
At promising Fulham pro
Malcolm McDonald the manager then
Demanded the right to know

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Who was abusing and confusing
Fledgling centre half
He dispatched his coach to try and encroach
On just who was having a laugh

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 The coach disappeared
To find culprit and accuse
Them of destroying the confidence
With words that hurt this youth
As coach came back
Verbal attacks had now like team got worse
The manager demanded to know
Who was guilty of such curse?

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 The coach sat down with a guilty fown
And sat there looking glum
‘I’m sorry boss, I’m at a loss to be the telling one
The abuser of our young defender?
Is his blaspheming mum’!!!



This is as they say is a true story, I know of the young pro and his ma who swears like a trooper, they are from my manor and thats all I’m saying! A gentlemen is discreet and never ever names names!!!

The ma was banned from the Cottage, not the ground but the bit where the wives and girlfriends sit as well as yer adoring swearing ma!

A great story.



Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/keep-mum-indoors/