Stone Me!

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Talisman Kane,
Yes, him yet again
Steers Ingerland one nil in front
To a cacophony of moaning n groans,
We cringe as a napping John Stones
Leaves us pole-axed to be perfectly blunt
The Three Lions beginning to tire,
Another Harry…this time Maguire
Atones, on behalf of Stones, being a chump.



Defenders, having time to think about what to do, concern me, almost as much as indecisive goal-keepers. I’m of the opinion both Stones, and Maguire, on occasion look like the proverbial accident waiting to happen, given time? No nonsense pundit Roy Keane commented after the game, “He, (Stones) got bored”, Yeah, and The Poles scored. Hmm…


Stay sage, come what may, raise both hands, grasp the day.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/stone-me/