Poems by non humphries
- A new Gooner?
- Kick Dad jokes Out of Football
- Suarez
- Arsenal v West Ham
- Chelsea Blues
- In praise of AC Milan
- We used to be
- When it’s going well
- Four Years
- The End 09/10
- Out of the Champions League
- The Penalty
- Title Challenge Over?
- What we want
- Keith Alexander
- Togo Ban
- Algeria 0 – 4 Egypt
- Richard Kingson (Ghana 1-0 Nigeria)
- Top of the League
- Gallas Not Guilty
- Ghana 1-0 Burkina Faso
- Ivory Coast 3-1 Ghana
- Gabon 1-0 Cameroon
- 09/01/10
- Life as a Manager
- Gallas
- Only a Man
- Addiction
- 22 times rejected
- Stages
- Used to be
- Rooney’s dive
- England’s Best Defender
- Witch-hunt
- Arsenal v United
- Not the Arsenal way
- Chwarae mewn Gol – Playing In Goal
- The biased fan
- Being an Arsenal fan
- When the score lies
- England 2-2 Holland
- Evra v Ballack
- Another Season
- Guest Player
- Toure
- Goodbye Adebayor
- The American Emile Heskey- Altidore
- Ronaldo has gone
- Diving on concrete
- Small Margins
- Different Class
- Crazy 4-4
- Petr Cech – Still the Best
- Bragging Rights
- Adebayor
- The 12 yard lottery
- The Night
- Into the 6th
- Dock them points
- To Kev – You’re Not Wrong
- At Last
- No Goals
- Giving it my All
- Training Game
- Zidane didn’t Celebrate
- Handshake
- The Promise of Spring
- Emile Heskey
- England 0 – 2 Spain
- Ridiculous SWP Ban
- NOT Complaining ’bout the England Squad
- Football in the snow
- Don’t Ban Shaun Wright-Phillips!
- Goalkeepers A-Z
- Arsenal A-Z
- Vieira
- Carlton Cole
- 88 minutes of hell
- Sunday League
- Going Left
- Waterlogged Pitch
- Blessing in Disguise
- New Year
- Own Goal
- If (You Can Hold Your Ground)
- 6-0
- What we need
- The Beast
- Arsenal v Burnley
- Post-Match Analysis (Arsenal v Chelsea)
- The Future is Green
- For ‘the Robert Green Campaign’
- To Capello
- With the backing of football poets…
- The game of my life
- I Lied
- Can it never last?
- A Study in Contrast
- Arsenal 0-2 Aston Villa
- Gomes
- Load more
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Welcome to Football Poets -- a club for all football poets, lovers of football and lovers of (alternative) poetry. Discover poets in every league from respected internationals at the top of their game to young hopefuls in the school playground.
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joe morris
17th November 2024
Crispin Thomas
17th November 2024
kevin halls
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Clik The Mouse
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Clik The Mouse
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Alex Saynor
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16th October 2024
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Latest Comments
13th September 2024 at 6:14 pm
Welcome to Football Poets Beth
Great evocative poem Beth….
More please !
Haiku always welcome.
Hope we (FGR) get to play you again soon
Best
Crispin
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26th July 2024 at 6:25 pm
Great poem Mike Bartram. Eddie was a legend, affectionately known in Liverpool as, “the first hooligan.” Even the hoolies were well dressed in those days. The amazing thing was he was only 26 when that picture was taken. He’d played for Everton youth team and was well known to the players. He never got arrested. They threw him out and he climbed back in, just in time for Derek Temples winner.
I used the picture of him being tackled to the ground on the front cover of my book, “Once Upon a rhyme in Football.” It’s worth looking on youtube and finding the re-enactment of the Wembley scene. Frank Skinner and Baddiel went around to Eddies home in the 1990’s and acted it out on the green outside. It’s hilarious, especially all the effort they put in to get Eddie sober enough to shoot the scene.
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10th July 2024 at 6:07 pm
Hi Crispin,
I don’t know if you’ve see the picture in social media today…
a picture of a teenage Lionel Messi cradling a baby in Africa as part of a photoshoot…. the family had won a lottery to have their baby pictured with him….
the photographer has just revealed that the baby is actually in fact Lamine Yamal!!!!
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26th May 2024 at 2:30 pm
Hi Denys…
Re Man City:
OK it was 20 years ago but Criag Wilson did write this and a few others on them back in 04/05.
BTW I’m more Forest Green Rover since 2014 (and Chelsea) these days . I drum and am a standing season ticket holder .
Best
Crispin
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29th April 2024 at 2:47 pm
Hi Denys,
Yes Richard Williams you’re a brilliant wordsmith, my friend. When I first saw your football poetry I thought it was the superb Guardian sports and music writer. I once had the honour of sitting next to Richard Williams while at the Independent on the sports desk. He writes about music and sport with immense knowledge and authority. I’ve read a couple of Richard’s books recently. Great writer rather like you Richard Williams the Pompey fan. Congratulations on promotion.
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28th April 2024 at 5:59 pm
Thanks Denys. Yes your replay poem was superb.
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26th April 2024 at 4:46 pm
Nice work, Joe. You were quick off the mark with that! Good one from Richard Williams too I see.
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25th April 2024 at 7:33 pm
Hi Denys,
Thanks mate. I’ll do it now.
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25th April 2024 at 1:56 pm
Thanks Joe,
you might like to write a poem yourself on the same subject…
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23rd April 2024 at 4:03 pm
Hi Denys
With you all the way on the abolition of FA Cup replays. What are they doing to the game?
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