• Stupidity (World Cup Version)
    Hey! (Hey!) Everybody! (Everybody!) All around the world Every boy and girl Taking lessons from me See the Stupidity Suarez biting Chiellini His teeth break the offside rule But he don’t mind the criticism, baby Barcelona pays more than the Pool So come along with me And watch it on TV Who’d be a referee? […]
  • Avid for Video – Pantun
    How the hell can the Howard Webbs, heat-played, tumult–entangled, with restricted visions And, heck, Montevideo fakes, avoid calls B-rated, suspect, with contra-versions? How well can the World Wide Web replay its multi-angled and explicit versions! Tech video take, employ, install, help calibrate correct and fair decisions!
  • Trevor Steven – Don’t Forget the Non-Divers
    He usually gets it right our boss David Moyes “If you want to see some acting then you’re spoiled for choice” Down the theatre worthy thespians keep on shaking their spears At the movies glam vampires bleed imitation tears “But the football park’s no place to be aiming for the Oscars” Go Covent Garden or […]
  • Leon Osman’s First England Cap – Cynghanedd
    Loyal, awesome one Leon, Osman Forwards chase back, commit keen Fetch the ball, and carry can Joins Jelavic, feeds Fellaini Jinxer, jester, fast and feisty Shoots spontaneous, scores, or high, too Shaves the posts, shots too hasty David Moyes, gaffer wise Drives Osman to grease the wheels Roy Hodgson, likes our sportsman Recruits him, Leon […]
  • Eurasian Champions League Final 2030
    Everton 1 Homs Alone 2 It’s a great atmosphere in the Stadium of Peace, Tolerance and Racial and Religious Harmony in Jerusalem, where rival supporters are deliberately alternately seated all around the ground from the Wailing Wall End to the Dome of the Rock Kop. And the only thing the referee has to do is […]