• Crystal Palace Spell Check
    We’ll start with chairman Arthur WAITE Who built us our New Stand Got us up to the Old First in 69 And had the Palace future planned. Then our Jewish winger Mark LAZURUS Who down the right would cause sheer murder And big Roger HYNDE at center back Who went by the steely name The […]
  • Missing in London Town
    Watched a moc-documentary last Friday night An old one from Nineteen-Sixty-Six About a young girl seeking fun and kicks In the swinging Town of London. Her name was Cathy Ward She was young, spirited and free And from the boredom of suburbia She made her mind to flee To the swinging Town of London. But […]
  • Danes slaughter Wales – haiku
    CHRISTIAN Eriksen HANS nurse back his medicine jumps from bed and cheers
  • The Pessimistic Predictor
    I know with predictions you can eat what you say ENGLAND EXPECTS Things to go – England’s way But here’s what I think coach Southgate will preach When they lose in the quarters then head to the beach. “The players they were tired they’d all had a long season I’m not making excuses but it […]
  • Divide Luxembourg
    A politician from Ireland Was asked for his views How did his country to Luxembourg lose? He thought for a while Before he decided That the country Of Luxembourg Should be divided. He announced with no humour Minus a glimmer of wit That like his own country Luxembourg – should be split Then with his […]