Andrew Detheridge
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Andrew Detheridge published a poem on the site Football Poets 17 years, 9 months ago
Last seen leaving ‘The Hawthorns’
some considerable time following
the 2-0 defeat of Crystal Palace
which, apparently, secured promotion
back to the top flight after seventeen years
of purgatory.Last seen […]
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Andrew Detheridge published a poem on the site Football Poets 17 years, 9 months ago
In class the next day,
half were in Heaven, half in Hell.
Everyone had something to say,
half full of gloating, half took it well.We’ll be up next season-
we’ll pass you on the way back down, one said.
You’ve […] -
Andrew Detheridge published a poem on the site Football Poets 17 years, 9 months ago
Calling all sports writers:
bow your heads in shame!
All those who scoffed and wrote us off-
will you now accept the blame?Mr. Mullery and Andy Gray-
have you anything to say?Sky TV and Grandstand-
you should […] -
Andrew Detheridge published a poem on the site Football Poets 17 years, 9 months ago
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone
Remember this moment – chisel it in stone.
Silence from the Molineux, while we bang the drum
To signal our fond farewell to Division One:Let aeroplanes circle moaning […]
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Andrew Detheridge published a poem on the site Football Poets 17 years, 9 months ago
(to be sung to the classic ‘It’s Got to be Perfect’ by Fairground Attraction)
It’s Scott Dobie-e-e-e-e-e-e perfect,
it’s Scott Dobie-e-e-e-e-e-e worth it.
Too many people take second best
but I won’t take […] -
Andrew Detheridge published a poem on the site Football Poets 17 years, 9 months ago
Can I just point out
that this evens things up-
(not to mention our far superior record
against you in cup competitions).
You can’t say it anymore:
‘We’ve beaten you more
than you’ve beaten us’.
Must be […] -
Andrew Detheridge published a poem on the site Football Poets 17 years, 9 months ago
Sometimes,
work send you on exotic trips
to the furthest depths in the back of beyond-
like Smethwick.Occasionally,
you get sent on a free weekend
to mountains and lakes;
to shops selling army knives
(complete […] -
Andrew Detheridge published a poem on the site Football Poets 17 years, 9 months ago
Who’s the biggest team in the Black Country now?
Hand in hand with the Palace fans,
doing the conga across the centre circle;
a small lad volleying a huge beach ball
into the Smethwick End goal;
my mate […] -
Andrew Detheridge published a poem on the site Football Poets 17 years, 9 months ago
A no-score draw with Queen’s Park Rangers…
the future’s now filled with horrible dangers.
The penultimate weekend and still deep in the mire,
our season of torment going down to the wire.Tuesday night and […]
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Andrew Detheridge published a poem on the site Football Poets 17 years, 9 months ago
The contents of the burgers and pies
at most football stadia, are as suspect
as the meat in the balti’s of Birmingham
or the kebabs of street vendors
in the Phillippines.Ernest Hemingway would have been hard […]
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Andrew Detheridge published a poem on the site Football Poets 17 years, 9 months ago
Eleven games in
and the radio says
we re promotion hopefuls.I can hardly believe it,
after Awful August:
we couldn’t find our way through the Forest,
were crapped on by pigeons in Barnsley,
and were bottom of […] -
Andrew Detheridge published a poem on the site Football Poets 17 years, 9 months ago
It’s becoming the eighth wonder
of the modern world-
how we can keep on winning
and still stay eighth!Don’t misunderstand me-
I’d have settled for eighth
at the start of the season
(I’d have bitten your hand […] -
Andrew Detheridge published a poem on the site Football Poets 17 years, 9 months ago
In desperate need of consolation,
I delve into the hanger-dark
of the bottom of the wardrobe,
looking for the pile of programmes
chronicling the memories of happier summers.Snapshot moments vie for supreme- […]
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Andrew Detheridge published a poem on the site Football Poets 17 years, 9 months ago
Forget your Reds v. Blues-
that’s really old news
Or your City vs. United-
that won’t get me over-excited
Don’t suggest your Forest’s versus County-
there’s only one derby that really counts
and it’s played in the […] -
Andrew Detheridge published a poem on the site Football Poets 18 years, 2 months ago
The only loyal managers
are the crap ones.Ardiles took us to Wembley-
then forgot to get back on the coach!
(Should have counted his legs
then we’d have known he was a cockroach!)Fat Ron brought up the […]
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Andrew Detheridge published a poem on the site Football Poets 18 years, 3 months ago
We’ll score again
don’t know where, don’t know when,
but I know we’ll score again
some sunny day……….Things are getting desperate now…
we get happy-clappy
at crossing the half-way line;
our goal […] -
Andrew Detheridge published a poem on the site Football Poets 18 years, 3 months ago
Forget Driller Killer,
The Exorcist is child’s play
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is a barrel of laughs
after the gore-fest I endured today.Never again will I press the fatal numbers
as, in disbelief, I began to […] -
Andrew Detheridge published a poem on the site Football Poets 18 years, 3 months ago
Bobby Gould dug his own grave.
With each shovel-full of incompetence,
he chipped another letter of his gravestone
till, at last, it was goal-deep.Proud Preston were the visitors;
the play-offs gone, thanks to […] -
Andrew Detheridge published a poem on the site Football Poets 18 years, 3 months ago
Hardly the glory days
of the Fifties and Sixties;
when fifty thousand
regularly craned over the backs of heads
to catch shutter-glimpses
of Allen, Robson and Hope.But still special.
The Second Division […]
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Andrew Detheridge published a poem on the site Football Poets 18 years, 4 months ago
You’d never been to a live game,
you said
so I chose the Plymouth match
(three easy points to get you started).We scored the first goal and the last.
Pity,
about the five they scored in-between
(yes, I know I […] - Load More
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25th April 2024 at 7:33 pm
Hi Denys,
Thanks mate. I’ll do it now.
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25th April 2024 at 1:56 pm
Thanks Joe,
you might like to write a poem yourself on the same subject…
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23rd April 2024 at 4:03 pm
Hi Denys
With you all the way on the abolition of FA Cup replays. What are they doing to the game?
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23rd April 2024 at 3:59 pm
Hi Crispin,
Yes sorry mate. Villa are still in Europe. Mistake rectified.
Cheers
Joe
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20th April 2024 at 12:04 pm
Hi Joe
Shouldn’t your title read your poem Farewell Europe England to everyone exccept Aston Villa ?
I know you mention them in your poem , but I do feel sorry for Villa re the national press .
Largely ignored. the hype was was all about Man City & Arsenal with a bit of a nod to the Hammers..but hardly a mention of Villa..
So well done to them
C
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19th March 2024 at 8:00 am
Hi Crispin. Chris Sutton on the radio has gone for a Chelsea v Coventry final. As we know anything can happen in the Cup, and I reckon we can go to the final.
We’re still in with a chance of the play offs too, so lots to go for.
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19th March 2024 at 7:41 am
Hey Kev
Let the masses drool over their odds on City v Unted Final, but who knows how pressure can hit.
Cov and Chels will be rightly labelled as having no chance..but hey …stranger things have happened..
so Chelsea v Coventry…that’s the Final for us!
Best
C
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29th January 2024 at 10:03 pm
Hi Crispin,
How are you doing mate? Yes, you’re probably right but hey football is all about emotion and passion and I just love writing about the game. I try to keep my poetry to a reasonable length but there’s so much to write about the game and its literature just lends itself naturally to poetry. Sometimes I just get completely carried and I do apologise for the length of my poetry but it’s a great thrill to be associated with Football Poets.
Cheers mate
Joe
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10th January 2024 at 7:52 pm
You’re right of course Joe but…..it’s actually more of a big welcome break for everyone who is not into Premier League ..I’m talking fans of EFL National League and below…..
Btw …is this actually your longest poem ever !?
Best
Crispin
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8th January 2024 at 4:45 pm
Thanks!
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